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Weekends Tavern Menu



Specialty Drinks

Weekends Colada

Served in a Schooner glass, blended. No secrets revealed here.

Orange Julius

Think 99 bananas, not the average mall variety.

Irish Trash Can

We'll show you how to drink this properly.

Sex on the Beach

Sweet & Fruity.


Yes we have them, that's all I can say about that.

Caribbean Cruise

If you are teleported, we take no responsibility.

Surfer on Acid

I don't recommend doing this in Hawaii.

Specialty Drinks


Hint, our recipe is not red.

Long Island

Not your east coast variety. Give it a try.

Upside Down Pineapple Cake

Tastes exacty like it sounds, without the crumbs.

Holy Water

You may right some wrongs, with this one.

Liquid Marijuana

No, there is no actual thc or cbd.

Sand in Your Shorts

What were you doing? 


Last but not least, Adios Mother F#cker!

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